About Wipe Your Arse

Reginald and Ronald were born in 1939. Reginald was born in a workhouse off Junction Road in Andover, Hampshire. Ronald was born in a small flat on George Lane, Hither Green, South East London. 

They first met in 1951 when they joined the British Army and fought side by side in the Korean War.  

They were thrown out of the military in 1953 for an arson attack on a Officers' Mess in Salisbury. They were not imprisoned for the arson attack as it came to light they were 12 years of age when they joined the army back in 1951 (fake IDs)!   

They both relocated their families to Japan in 1955. Reginald setup up an accountancy practice in Tokyo. Whilst Ronald was a successful bank robber until his arrest in 1979. 

'I and my dear friend are soon to die as age has caught up with us. But before we go, we will return to England to build a shit legacy from ill-gotten gains stolen from the rich. We will leave behind a large ever growing turd to enable low income families to have more dough in their bread bins.

People are like little back-boilers.  Plus lots are full of shit, filled to the brim with Brown Gold.  Time for everyone to earn in the UK and it starts with shit'.