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About Wipe Your Arse

Our History

At Wipe Your Arse, we have been researching human shit since 1979. Our experienced team has over 1000 years of combined experience in the industry, and we pride ourselves on our world leading research and development of shit science. 

Our Mission

Our mission to have the UK government invest public monies in the building of 13 shit power stations in critical locations within the UK. 


Once the shit power stations are fully operational, free energy will be supplied to all UK residents. 

Our Shareholders

Every UK human will own one share in Shit Power UK Ltd. Once the British receive free energy we can sell the surplus to France.  

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