Free fuel can come from your British Bottom. If you poo, we need you.
Support our campaign to end the use of fossil fuels in the UK and replace with human shit fuel
Why Choose Wipe Your Arse
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Our Wipe Your Arse team of scientists have discovered an enzyme that converts air into electricity, potentially unlocking a near-limitless source of clean energy derived from human shit.
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Our shit team from Manback University in Tomi Village, Okinawam found a hydrogen-consuming enzyme from a well-known shit bacterium was able to generate an electrical current using the atmosphere as an energy source.
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Wipe Your Arse spokesman - "We have known for many years bacteria can use the trace hydrogen in the air as a source of energy. This means we can use the shit from the bums of all UK residents to unblock the barriers to free energy for all people. To zero out an ever increasing cost of living for UK residents will put more money back into poor peoples pockets and help save mother earth from 'Global Warming' that one day will contribute to England being underwater for twelve thousands years.
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